*Giggle Snort*

Tobias: i avoided it by saying my penis didn't work right

Rainy: Wait, you have a penis?!

Tobias: i hate you

Pictures \o/

A shit load of pictures of me being random, stupid, and "Beasty" Oh boy! :D

-Bruised ankle.

I don't know why.. But I laughed.

Kipper: that character would not exist if not for you ;;

Rainy: XD

Rainy: I know

Rainy: I'm a sexy fuckin' beast, what can I say xP

Kipper: pahaha oh you :3c

"Oh- you~!"

GET IN MAH BELLEH!

Eversky: Holy crap at the penis at the landing point

Cobalt: srsly

Cobalt: o.o 

Cobalt: wat?
Seoduri: Is it bad Evers?

Eversky: Raiden, go look at that thing

Rainy cams out there.

Cobalt does the same and bursts out laughing 

Rainy cries at the lack of loading

Feral: That looks like a mushroom.

Seoduri: LMFAO!@

Rainy pauses...

Siber: it....has issues

Seoduri: Bent.... Dick....

Eversky: AX makes penises?

Seoduri: I think that is a hook.... line.... and sink her... 

Cobalt: God damn I havent laughed that hard in a long time

Siber: that was pretty amzing, i luled

Raiden: WtF?

Cobalt: lolol

Raiden: Jesus Christ, that thing is like.

Raiden: Derp.

Fall 2010

My fracture :'3

Lol.. Fall..

Laughing... So hard..

Roary: Whoa, I just happened to look at Tobias and it seems (at least to me) that his arms are missing ',:|

Lavender : YEEEAAAAHH!!!

Lavender: I noticed that as well, but I disregarded that fact.

Neskiairti: i saw that

Rainy: .___________.

Rainy: He traded them in to get a shin on his third leg :'D

Tobias: O_O

Tobias: wut in the fuck

Seoduri: We cut your arms off Tobias.

Roary: !

Seoduri: You cannot masterbate anymore!

Tobias: no for eserious why is it doing that?
Seoduri: Lawl.

Seoduri: For serious we cut them off.

FAIL

I busted my ankle. It's swollen, throbbing and yucky. 

End.

WAT

Tobias eyes ballsweat on the stage and cries a little

Enough said.... LOL.

Epic Seo Qoutes

Because... He deserves his own post >.>

Chloe: im pretty sure anytime one is "jizzed on" its up close and personal...
Chloe: unless you can shoot across the sim
Chloe: in which case, join the army
Shadowquine: "paint the target"
Shadowquine: YES SIR!!!
Chloe: you'd probably be more accurate and save us tax dollars anyhow...
Chloe: "this platoon doesnt need bullets"
Seoduri: After finish you hear this dude in the distance go...
Seoduri: =^.^= HAPP MAC FREAKIN DONALD!
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Seoduri gives you a poke in the nose.
Rainy: D: So not only do you french noses, but you finger them too?
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Seoduri: I have balls Rainy and I can snuggle on :3
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Seoduri pulls his shirt up from his pants, exposing his furry tummy. He gives his navel a small rub while smiling as he puffs on his pipe
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Seoduri: Rainy is hot food. :x
Rainy: I come in the "To go" menu
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Rainy makes a rape face at Haku: :)
Seoduri makes super rapeface at Rainy 8)

Second Life Quotes

This is going to be a continually edited post of quotes I deem funny or post worthy.

Elise: they roll up their tits, not tie them

Elise: so when they take off their bra, they unfurl

Elise: It's like a pair of welcome banners

Rainy: that's great

Elise: My great grandmother did that

Rainy: I like how you know she did that

Elise: My mother told me

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Millie: party in my pants but its a full house

Physalis: lololol

Physalis: Isn't that a guy's line to say?

Millie: haha probably

Millie: i'm claiming it back

Megara: Why would it be a guys thing to say... Girls have more room in their pants....

Megara: No junk bouncing around in there or nothin

Megara: unless they have like crazy roast beef curtains

Millie giggles at junk and beef curtains

Millie: hehe

Megara: and an incredibly large clit...

Rainy: ew..

Megara: which could be mistaken for a small penis...

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veldrin: WHAHAHA !

veldrin: im gonna pee my pants "mew"

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Tokaga: then when your feelin bored and restless .. it happens.

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Reyane: Rainy = ideal for catching

jamieous: a RAINY APPEARED.

Jamieous: The jamieous used *wave.

Rainy: The Rainy used a counter attack of *Hugs*

Jamieous: It was super effective! the jamieous got cooties. the jamie fainted.

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Ewald: i think the poor oral hygiene is a southern thing.

Jessie: Both of them? :P

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Kipper: AAAHHH!!!

Kipper : A HUMAN! :O

Predreus Human, where?

Rainy: Hiding in your pants Sir.

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Tobias: since when does alubed plastic bag feel like a pussy

Tobias: i totally wanna find those bags XD

draco: my supermarket sells em

draco: pack of 1000

Tobias: your supermarket sells vagina bags?

Okori: Sure. They're marked with GLAD.

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Rainy squirts Ziko with a squirt bottle "Down boy down"

Ziko: A squirt bottle won't keep me away if i don't want to be :P

Ruphis: depends if the bottle has acid in it

Ruphis: or even shampoo.

Rainy: Nah, it's got semen in it :'D

Rainy: I'm friggin' cumming D:< *squirt squirt*
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Vox: Who's got the anal beads?
Damien: me... but your gonna have to pull them out
Vox: Damnit.. Again, man!?
Damien: get the pliers.. the ring went in too
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Tobias: if i ate a chick out and she bled on my face id be put off at first then id have to run around acting like a zombie
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Tasrill: ... my new word for mutual masterbation is battling banjos thanks to your sese
Elise mimics the playing of a banjo
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Ashtah: There was a rumbling in his pants suddenly, and as he watched the dancer neaerby, he swallowed again, panicing. The rumbling continued, turning into a vibration, and before any further panic could set in, he realized... it was his cellphone.
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Rainy gives Seo a wake up fondle.
Seoduri gives Rainy a just woke up stroking.
Tobias gives himself a back rub
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Rainy: I like how.. you just explained your joke Tobias
Rainy: It makes me want to like.. kick you in the shin.
Tobias: wuuuut
Rainy: You know, like walk up
Rainy: swing my leg
Rainy: and have it make unpleasant contact with your shin
Seoduri: I wonder if you're talking about leg as in "leg" third leg, being my third leg.
Tobias: i wish my third leg had a shin

A few days later...

Rainy beats people with her crutches

Shadowquine: tobi is a person, not a people :(

Rainy: Hes the second victom

 Muzic pokes rainy's nose

Rainy takes out this innocent bystander >:O

Muzic **!!Would reply but is unconcious on the freakin floor!!**

Muzic  **!!Drags his ass of the floor and looks around growling. 'Bugger! There goes my dignity! !!**
Roary: Somebody call security we got a rogue Rainy on the loose

Rainy gimps away!

Shadowquine shouts: QUICK.. cripple her good leg!

Seoduri shouts: Get back here woman. D:>

Rainy: Sorry to disappoint you shadow, that leg isn't good.

Rainy: It doesn't have a shin..

Tobias: my penis dosnt have a shin either

Tobias: as much as i wish it did